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Hey.
Can you see that one tiny pebble on the road?
Take a look closely. Examine its sturdy form of crystallized sands.
Feel how sharp the multiple edges of the pebbles are.
It looks like a mere pebble.
Is it dangerous? Probably not.
Take a look closer, now. WATCH IT, not too close!
You better watch it next time. That damn porsche has just almost made you a roadkill.
***
Hey.
Can you see that one tiny pebble on the road?
Take a look closely. Examine its sturdy form of crystallized sands
Feel how sharp the multiple edges of the pebbles are.
It looks like a mere pebble.
Is it dangerous? Probably not.
NOT YET.
Now you stay here.
I'm gonna move that pebble just a bit. Just one bit. Just few inches.
Nah, there you go.
Now take a look at your left.
See the Porsche that was gonna hit you earlier?
Watch it. Watch it. Wait, be patient.
Watchitwatchitwatchit andd.. OW! The damn richass' tire just hit the pebble, man!
It hit the pebble!
Now take a look.
No! Not the pebble you fool!
The pebble is screwed, just shattered to pieces!
Take a look at that lazyass's porsche!
Lazyass?
Yeah, the rich guy's too busy to change his tires.
Damn right, baby. That's a 2004 Porsche, so he hasn't change the tires for ten *!@&!% years.
Ten !(@%& years, man!
So the outer skin of the tires are already outdated.
They're as old as my impotent prick. HAH.
See what happens?
That damn porsche's tire exploded. Damn he can't move his wheels.
Ride hard, baby! Ride hard, baby!
Here, young lad. You should take a look how the damn porsche goin' blind on the road.
Damn. That was a nice drift.
WHOA it was close.
Did you just see it?
Did you just see it?
That was one freakishly big truck, man. That's capable of crushing every badass's Harley in town, baby.
If I were the driver, I wouldn't have dodged the fucking Porsche. Really.
I would crush the Porsche.
Lucky Bastard.
Rich guys get saved, eh?
***
Hey.
Can you see that one tiny pebble on the road?
Take a look closely. Examine its sturdy form of crystallized sands
Feel how sharp the multiple edges of the pebbles are.
It looks like a mere pebble.
Is it dangerous? Probably not.
NOT YET.
Now you stay here.
I'm gonna move that pebble just a bit. Just one bit. Just few inches.
Nah, there you go.
Now take a look at your left.
See the Porsche that was gonna hit you earlier?
Watch it. Watch it. Wait, be patient.
Watchitwatchitwatchit andd.. OW! The damn richass' tire just hit the pebble, man!
It hit the pebble!
Now take a look.
No! Not the pebble you fool!
The pebble is screwed, just shattered to pieces!
Take a look at that lazyass's porsche!
Lazyass?
Yeah, the rich guy's too busy to change his tires.
Damn right, baby. That's a 2004 Porsche, so he hasn't change the tires for ten *!@&!% years.
Ten !(@%& years, man!
So the outer skin of the tires are already outdated.
They're as old as my impotent prick. HAH.
See what happens?
That damn porsche's tire exploded. Damn he can't move his wheels.
Ride hard, baby! Ride hard, baby!
Here, young lad. You should take a look how the damn porsche goin' blind on the road.
Now take a look at your right.
There should be one damn big truck.
Fatass truck, I'd suppose. There you go.
Here, take my binocular. Take a look at the truck's driver.
Oh yeah, baby.
He's been binge drinking. Ho, ho yeah. Santa just put five shots of damn good vodka in the truck earlier.
Damn driver's a strong damn ^#@(!@%*.
Five shots, and he's holding the last bottle, man.
Wait, wait, we were focusing on the damn Porsche.
And now we're focusing on the damn truck, too! Ain't it funny, son?
How do you say that? el ou el?
Nah, take a look at the Porsche.
Nice drift, nice drift.
Take a look at the truck.
No drift, no drift.
DAMN THEY COLLIDED!
Ain't it funny? HAHAHAHA
Damn rich Porsche guy must be screwed man.
Ouch, yeah man! The skull's fucked.
And the truck driver said, "hey, do you wanna take another shot?"
***
Damn, that was a joke coming from a pebble and some booze.
You wanna hear a joke about a chicken crossing on the road?
Can you see that one tiny pebble on the road?
Take a look closely. Examine its sturdy form of crystallized sands.
Feel how sharp the multiple edges of the pebbles are.
It looks like a mere pebble.
Is it dangerous? Probably not.
Take a look closer, now. WATCH IT, not too close!
You better watch it next time. That damn porsche has just almost made you a roadkill.
***
Hey.
Can you see that one tiny pebble on the road?
Take a look closely. Examine its sturdy form of crystallized sands
Feel how sharp the multiple edges of the pebbles are.
It looks like a mere pebble.
Is it dangerous? Probably not.
NOT YET.
Now you stay here.
I'm gonna move that pebble just a bit. Just one bit. Just few inches.
Nah, there you go.
Now take a look at your left.
See the Porsche that was gonna hit you earlier?
Watch it. Watch it. Wait, be patient.
Watchitwatchitwatchit andd.. OW! The damn richass' tire just hit the pebble, man!
It hit the pebble!
Now take a look.
No! Not the pebble you fool!
The pebble is screwed, just shattered to pieces!
Take a look at that lazyass's porsche!
Lazyass?
Yeah, the rich guy's too busy to change his tires.
Damn right, baby. That's a 2004 Porsche, so he hasn't change the tires for ten *!@&!% years.
Ten !(@%& years, man!
So the outer skin of the tires are already outdated.
They're as old as my impotent prick. HAH.
See what happens?
That damn porsche's tire exploded. Damn he can't move his wheels.
Ride hard, baby! Ride hard, baby!
Here, young lad. You should take a look how the damn porsche goin' blind on the road.
Damn. That was a nice drift.
WHOA it was close.
Did you just see it?
Did you just see it?
That was one freakishly big truck, man. That's capable of crushing every badass's Harley in town, baby.
If I were the driver, I wouldn't have dodged the fucking Porsche. Really.
I would crush the Porsche.
Lucky Bastard.
Rich guys get saved, eh?
***
Hey.
Can you see that one tiny pebble on the road?
Take a look closely. Examine its sturdy form of crystallized sands
Feel how sharp the multiple edges of the pebbles are.
It looks like a mere pebble.
Is it dangerous? Probably not.
NOT YET.
Now you stay here.
I'm gonna move that pebble just a bit. Just one bit. Just few inches.
Nah, there you go.
Now take a look at your left.
See the Porsche that was gonna hit you earlier?
Watch it. Watch it. Wait, be patient.
Watchitwatchitwatchit andd.. OW! The damn richass' tire just hit the pebble, man!
It hit the pebble!
Now take a look.
No! Not the pebble you fool!
The pebble is screwed, just shattered to pieces!
Take a look at that lazyass's porsche!
Lazyass?
Yeah, the rich guy's too busy to change his tires.
Damn right, baby. That's a 2004 Porsche, so he hasn't change the tires for ten *!@&!% years.
Ten !(@%& years, man!
So the outer skin of the tires are already outdated.
They're as old as my impotent prick. HAH.
See what happens?
That damn porsche's tire exploded. Damn he can't move his wheels.
Ride hard, baby! Ride hard, baby!
Here, young lad. You should take a look how the damn porsche goin' blind on the road.
Now take a look at your right.
There should be one damn big truck.
Fatass truck, I'd suppose. There you go.
Here, take my binocular. Take a look at the truck's driver.
Oh yeah, baby.
He's been binge drinking. Ho, ho yeah. Santa just put five shots of damn good vodka in the truck earlier.
Damn driver's a strong damn ^#@(!@%*.
Five shots, and he's holding the last bottle, man.
Wait, wait, we were focusing on the damn Porsche.
And now we're focusing on the damn truck, too! Ain't it funny, son?
How do you say that? el ou el?
Nah, take a look at the Porsche.
Nice drift, nice drift.
Take a look at the truck.
No drift, no drift.
DAMN THEY COLLIDED!
Ain't it funny? HAHAHAHA
Damn rich Porsche guy must be screwed man.
Ouch, yeah man! The skull's fucked.
And the truck driver said, "hey, do you wanna take another shot?"
***
Damn, that was a joke coming from a pebble and some booze.
You wanna hear a joke about a chicken crossing on the road?
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