The Lord's Gift
THE LORD likes to give people strange gifts.
Eventhough his broken and dusty house is
full of people, cattle, and dolls, he only gives his gifts to people.
I found mine this morning, lurking under
the shredded sunlight that shone upon the front yard of THE LORD’s house.
I never asked for one – never even cared
to. But when I saw it, I grinned.
***
THE LORD gave Steve a gift.
It was the gift of a raven’s caw.
When the hummingbird and the swallows
remain silent in the House of THE LORD, the raven’s caw astonishingly breaks
the silence.
But this is THE LORD’s gift, and THE LORD
always wields a double-edged sword. When Steve starts to speak, his words
shatter the silence while keeping it intact at the same time. When Steve
delivers his caw, the cattle and the dolls quietly rejoice together in His
Home.
And all will think, “Comprehensible. Very
plausible.”
Was it THE LORD’s caw?
If you ask me, I don’t like him.
***
THE LORD gave Mary a gift.
It was a pair of white boots.
Mary likes to go to the chamber of tomes,
her favorite room in the house of THE LORD. This room is perpetually full of blind
visitors, but there are more rats sleeping among the books than the visitors
reading in this room – how can you blame them when they’re blind? The blind
visitors and the rats, they have their own favorite books.
As for Mary, among ten thousand books
slumbering within the shelves, she only likes two books.
The first is titled “HE likes
me”.
The second is titled “HE hates
them”.
Since Mary received her special pair of
white boots, it is her duty, then, to use THE LORD’s gift to get rid of the rats in any way
she can – at least that’s what she understands. Everyone is allowed to visit
this beloved room of hers, but not rats. Every night, then, one can clearly
hear loud repetitive thuds behind the door of the chamber, and every midnight, you
can see Mary’s boots’ color change. The stomped rats, with their guts open,
always paint them red in perfection.
Mary likes red, but she likes white, too.
That is why she always washes her boots
every morning until they’re as white as the cattle’s milk.
White for the morning, and red for the
night, that’s how Mary likes her boots to be.
Ironically, Mary doesn’t know that she’s
also blind. So if you visit the chamber at night, you can be stomped, too. I
know this because I visited her one night, and I was stomped with the rats.
Was it THE LORD’s will? (Or am I a rat?)
If you ask me, I don’t like Mary.
***
THE LORD gave Harry a gift.
It was a letter… oh, and a blanket, too.
For some, Harry is an extremely funny
person.
But he’s actually not. It was the letter
that made him funny.
Harry and his friends like to talk and
play in one part in the house of THE LORD – the iron room. In fact, THE LORD trusts
them to take care of the room.
They let people come inside the iron
room, but when one does, Harry will immediately show the letter to one of his
friends. The letter is a funny one, I believe, since whoever reads this will laugh
outrageously.
(Perhaps THE LORD is a jester, too.)
After showing the letter to his friend,
Harry will then wrap THE LORD’s blanket to the laughing person, so the
laughter becomes unheard and the face becomes unseen. Only when one pays
attention one will notice the mad laughter coming from inside of the blanket.
You may ask me – how can I know all of this?
One Sunday morning, I came to the iron
room, and as usual, Harry was there with his friends – Agape, Aletheia, or
Angeline. Just as I walk into the room, Harry showed THE LORD’s letter
to Angeline before wrapping her head in THE LORD’s blanket. But Angeline is always very
loud when she laughs – so loud that even THE LORD’s blanket cannot contain her giggles
that muffled beneath the blanket itself. It was at that very moment I knew that
the letter was funny, and the blanket had no other purpose than concealing the
laughter.
I asked Harry to show the letter, but he
didn’t let me see. He never shares his letter to outsiders. Only certain cattle
and dolls know, and Harry calls them “friends”. When I asked him to give me the
letter, he pushed me away. Instead, he read the letter himself, looked at my
face, and laughed ferociously right in front of me and his friends.
Was it because of THE LORD’s
joke?
If you ask me, obviously I don’t like
Harry.
***
THE LORD gave Grace a gift.
It was an orb of persuasion.
Grace is considered as the defender of
the house of THE LORD. If you haven’t known, the orb speaks to
matter as well as to cattle, dolls, and people. Whenever the house falls apart,
Grace will uncover her orb of persuasion to persuade the building to fix itself.
Strangely and somehow, Grace’s orb makes the bricks and the mortar within the
vein of the house cry. Once the weeping is done, they will pull themselves
together.
Also – people, cattle, and dolls don’t
often see this, but – the raven owes Grace, too. If you look closely on Tuesdays
and Saturdays, Grace always uses the orb of persuasion to comfort the people,
the cattle, and the dolls. The orb
shines a light that makes it feel nice to be in the house of THE LORD. As
all finds the house soothing despite its cracks and dusts, the raven can then
comfortably caws his gift every Sunday.
Was it THE LORD’s persuasion?
If you ask me, the orb has stopped
working on me. And no, I don’t like Grace.
***
THE LORD gave Donald a gift.
It was an ordinary staff, but coated with
pure gold.
Donald is a quiet person. But with the
staff, he has become very powerful.
His staff, which is as magical as Grace’s
orb, is the one that runs everything in the house of THE LORD.
Just by waving the staff, Donald makes
THE RAVENS caw, THE STOMPERS stomp, THE JESTERS laugh, THE WITCH enchant, THE
DOLLS dance, THE CATTLE sleep, and THE PEOPLE suffer in alienation.
The powerful staff works in mysterious,
various ways I don’t understand. But I can tell you it is silent and swift at
the same time. As the staff is very powerful, Donald always hides it somewhere
only he knows.
I wonder – Was the staff THE LORD
himself?
If you ask me, I hate Donald and the
staff more than anything else.
***
This morning, THE LORD gave
me a gift.
I never thought he would, because we
never get along, not since his house is run by the five abominations named
Steve, Mary, Harry, Grace, and Donald.
But somehow, he sent me something stranger
that has never been granted to anyone here – stranger than the caw, the boots,
the letter & blanket, the orb, or the staff. The gift was firmly sealed
within a small-sized black box, and the box itself seemed to have been
carefully put among the bushes that grow just outside the house of THE LORD.
(It is supposed to be a secret. But if
you really wish to know what the gift is, don’t let any of the five know I’ve
told you about this. Don’t even tell THE LORD himself.)
It was a cold gun with precisely six
bullets.
(No, not five – SIX bullets).
January 22, 2017
11:50 AM, RMCI
written on a
Sunday morning, during a sermon.
– A.S.
“Inspired by
D.O.R.O.T.H.Y.’s work.”
So, you kill em all?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, he wouldn't tell me.
ReplyDeleteBut for all that I know about the guy, he might just as well sell the gun to some drug dealers and use the money to buy a dozen bowls of ramen